Jungle Fashionista Gifts

'Is that your new leopard skin'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"Tarzan no want computer."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

tiger strangling snakes

Leopards do change their spots

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

Reality Bites

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

Jungle Olympics

"It's the Queen of the Jungle. She wants you to pick up some wildebeest on the way home."

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

'The Big Kahuna!'