Jungle Fashionista T-Shirts

'Is that your new leopard skin'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

"Tarzan no want computer."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

tiger strangling snakes

Leopards do change their spots

Elvis Presley.

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

Reality Bites

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Jungle Olympics

"It's the Queen of the Jungle. She wants you to pick up some wildebeest on the way home."

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

So it's not enough that I pick the fleas off your back? I must also put them on the back of your ex?