Tropical Fashionista T-Shirts

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'The Big Kahuna!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Welsh Lady

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Self Service Island

Yule Tide

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

The Emperor's New Speedo

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

Danger Coconuts