Tropical Fashionista Prints

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'The Big Kahuna!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Self Service Island

Yule Tide

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Welsh Lady

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

The Emperor's New Speedo

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Danger Coconuts

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Clancy: Loud Clothes