Tropical Style Aficionado Prints

"Love the hat, but the fruit flies are annoying."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'The Big Kahuna!'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Brazil.

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Private Island

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

Bowling ball coconuts

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

Cow eats her Hawaiian Skirt

"She's my cousin from Florida."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

Ocean Views

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

Beware of High Tide

'Okay, you can take my daughter out. But make sure she's back here by eleven o'clock!'

'... a working vacation means you can wear a Hawaiian shirt while you work.'

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'