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"Love the hat, but the fruit flies are annoying."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I just feel like a cliche."

'The Big Kahuna!'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Brazil.

Danger Coconuts

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

Private Island

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Beware of High Tide

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

Ocean Views

"She's my cousin from Florida."

'Okay, you can take my daughter out. But make sure she's back here by eleven o'clock!'

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

'I was the Ships Doctor, Miss - Have you had an examination lately?'