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'What's the difference? I won't be called anyway.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'The Big Kahuna!'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Brazil.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Danger Coconuts

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.

Private Island

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

"She's my cousin from Florida."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

Palm tree as big as the desert island.