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A man is stuck on a small desert island with only one coconut tree and a box of coconuts washes up on shore.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

I love my Uke.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Beware of dog"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Love Island

Danger Coconuts

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.

Crisp New England Air.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Private Island

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"She's my cousin from Florida."

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

"I can't believe it's that time of year already."