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"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We've got a problem."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Single men in Tahiti

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Working Holiday.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Yule Tide

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'