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'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Common Dolphin

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

"Beware of dog"

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Reverse!!"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Let me guess -- a bloody Mary, right?'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"Hold it up to your ear and you can hear an oil slick."

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

"There's something fishy about that third base umpire."

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Brazil.

Danger Coconuts

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

It was an expensive treatment, but it feels so good to be barnacle-free...