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Brazil.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'