Tropical Drink Enthusiast T-Shirts

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

Brazil.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

You're the olive in my martini

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'