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"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Brazil.

Acme sunglasses frames.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Walking monkey.

Danger Coconuts

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

Private Island

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Sold - For Housing Development

'Of course I heard you say 'Toucan live as cheaply as one', I just didn't think it was funny.'

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Staycation

Man on a desert island uses fish bones to hold up a hammock.

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

"She's my cousin from Florida."

Ocean Views