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'Of course I heard you say 'Toucan live as cheaply as one', I just didn't think it was funny.'

Acme sunglasses frames.

How to attract Hawaiian girls. . . Caution: Do NOT use Spam to wax your surfboard. SPAM will attract sharks!

Man on a desert island uses fish bones to hold up a hammock.

Walking monkey.

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

Sold - For Housing Development

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

French wine

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'See you in two weeks!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

I love my Uke.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Gustave Charpentier

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Never too old to rock and roll."