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"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Canada's winter survival kit.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Sunblock

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

That's my summer place.

The Sun Bather

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Yule Tide

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Self Service Island

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'