Tropical Vibes Pillows

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Canada's winter survival kit.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Sunblock

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

The Sun Bather

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Yule Tide

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Self Service Island

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.