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'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

French wine

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'See you in two weeks!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

I love my Uke.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Disco Owls

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Robert Johnson

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Gustave Charpentier

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."