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'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Martini is invented.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

School holidays

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Whale smiling at camera.

"Boxing day is so boring."

Walking monkey.

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Acme sunglasses frames.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.

"Drink Overboard!"