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'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Lei-ing Hens

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

Walking monkey.

Acme sunglasses frames.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Danger Coconuts

Brazil.

Desert island hammock.

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

'Of course I heard you say 'Toucan live as cheaply as one', I just didn't think it was funny.'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

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Private Island

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

Staycation