Tropical Vibe Seeker Gifts

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

French wine

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'See you in two weeks!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

I love my Uke.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

If this van's a rockin'...

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Old blue-screen's back!'