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"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Private Island

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

Danger Coconuts

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Beware of dog"

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

Brazil.

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

'I know that parrot is not included in my diet - suggest something else I can eat...'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'