Tropical Enthusiast Gifts

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Private Island

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

Danger Coconuts

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Beware of dog"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

Brazil.

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'I know that parrot is not included in my diet - suggest something else I can eat...'

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'