Tropical Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

Christmas shorts

100 Degrees of Separation

Frosty Enjoying A Warm Weather Holiday.

"She's my cousin from Florida."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."