Tropical Paradise Enthusiast Gifts

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

I love my Uke.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Self Service Island

Yule Tide

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Brazil.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Danger Coconuts

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

Love Island