Tropical Paradise Enthusiasts Gifts

Ocean Views

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

I love my Uke.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Love Island

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Danger Coconuts

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Desert island hammock.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

Private Island

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women