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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."