Soft Drink Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

'Do you have any root-beer that's not old-fashioned?'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm an atheist!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Tea Snob.

Sharing Drinks.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'