Soft Drink Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

'Do you have any root-beer that's not old-fashioned?'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

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"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."