Soft Drink Lover Gifts

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm an atheist!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

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'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."