Soft Drink Lover Gifts

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Alpha Seltzer

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'I'm an atheist!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."