Soda Lover Gifts

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"We won!"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"I'm trying to get the terrible taste of this mouthwash out of my mouth."

Rat in a soda bottle.

Girl sees two vending machines: 'Pop' and 'Culture'

Teenagers with needles stuck in their arms attached to soda and hi-energy caffeine drink cans.

Energy Drinks

"He was born with a plastic straw in his mouth."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'