Soda Lover Gifts

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"We won!"

Fanta Claws.

Root Beer. We'll take a keg, but you'll have to hold the check for a while. The first root beer float.

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"I'm trying to get the terrible taste of this mouthwash out of my mouth."

Rat in a soda bottle.

Girl sees two vending machines: 'Pop' and 'Culture'

No wonder I feel so bloated. They said this was No. Cal.'

Teenagers with needles stuck in their arms attached to soda and hi-energy caffeine drink cans.

Energy Drinks

"May I please have a dollar?"

"The cub holders are for your smaller drinks."

"He was born with a plastic straw in his mouth."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm an atheist!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'