Soda Aficionados Gifts

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

You're the botanicals in my gin

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

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Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"You call this ice?"

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Vodka

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'