Soda Connoisseur Gifts

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"We won!"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."