Soda Connoisseur Mugs

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"We won!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Alpha Seltzer

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Man...You age great!'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.