Sipping Connoisseur Mugs

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

'No ice.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Party Animals.

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I make it myself!"

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'