Sipping Connoisseur Pillows

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Bacchus.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Man...You age great!'

"I make it myself!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."