Drinking Connoisseur Pillows

"You haven't seen me. . ."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I love this time of day."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'