Cocktailconnoisseur Pillows

Chris Thile

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'