Alcohol Connoisseur Mugs

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

"I said nine lives, not nine livers."

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Cabs vs Omnibuses

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

'Man...You age great!'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

Redhead

You are here.

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Wine of the Day Club

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'A cheeky red?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.