Beer Connoisseur Mugs

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

Beer Sergeant.

He's still hoping that drinking lager will become an olympic sport.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Just the Bill Please.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Well my prayers were answered."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"This year at tax time I'm going to claim him as my child."

"My wife left me... and with my best friend! I'll sure miss that dog!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"I don't mind swimming upstream as long as there's a pub at the end of it."

'Pink elephants are one thing, but poor Smitty sees Smurfs!'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"We've got to get rid of them somehow. Offer them one of your home-made beers"

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Just bring us your best beers-all of 'em.'

'Malty tasking.'

"Hipsto"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You order the microbrew?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.