Connoisseur Of Ales Mugs

Beer Lunch

'A cheeky red?'

'No ice.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

Join me in a Martini?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Scotch and water musick."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

"I make it myself!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Redhead

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

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Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."