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Beer Lunch

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'No ice.'

Bacchus.

Join me in a Martini?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Scotch and water musick."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I make it myself!"

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Redhead

'Fried chickens.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Next Round Indicator

'Malty tasking.'