Beer Connoisseur T-Shirts

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'Oh, look. It's the first sign of spring... Mr. Vivona outside in his underwear.'

Beer Sergeant.

He's still hoping that drinking lager will become an olympic sport.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Just the Bill Please.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Well my prayers were answered."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"This year at tax time I'm going to claim him as my child."

"My wife left me... and with my best friend! I'll sure miss that dog!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"I don't mind swimming upstream as long as there's a pub at the end of it."

'Pink elephants are one thing, but poor Smitty sees Smurfs!'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"We've got to get rid of them somehow. Offer them one of your home-made beers"

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Just bring us your best beers-all of 'em.'

Ancient Egyptian pyramid builders drink beer from cooler.

'Malty tasking.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

The extreme pessimist. Not only is it half empty, I'll bet it's watered down!

"Hipsto"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You order the microbrew?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.