Real Ale Connoisseur Mugs

Perfectly fitted to his environment, the crafty and experienced hunter has his prey firmly in view, ready to hit.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Redhead

'You've had enough!'

"What'll ya have?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Malty tasking.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.