Real Ale Connoisseur Pillows

Perfectly fitted to his environment, the crafty and experienced hunter has his prey firmly in view, ready to hit.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Redhead

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'You've had enough!'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"What'll ya have?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Malty tasking.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Wine of the Day Club

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.