Real Ale Admirer Pillows

Rupert The Beer

'A cheeky red?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'I know it's gassy...'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Surreal ale

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Beer Lunch

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

REAL ALE for one pint only

The screaming fart.

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

BEER BELLY

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

Nature is not perfect

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

Jack Johnson

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'