Real Ale Admirer Pillows

Rupert The Beer

'A cheeky red?'

'I know it's gassy...'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Surreal ale

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Beer Lunch

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

REAL ALE for one pint only

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

BEER BELLY

Nature is not perfect

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Campaign for real beer bellies.

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'