Ale Enthusiast Pillows

A cab-driver dropping a hint.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'I know it's gassy...'

Surreal ale

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Macho man body building club.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

REAL ALE for one pint only

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

BEER BELLY

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

The $68.00 comeback special

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

'It was bad enough that he was raised by apes, but then I found out that he swings both ways'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal