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A cab-driver dropping a hint.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'I know it's gassy...'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Surreal ale

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Macho man body building club.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

REAL ALE for one pint only

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Where Cream Ale comes from

Beer

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

BEER BELLY

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'It was bad enough that he was raised by apes, but then I found out that he swings both ways'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'