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'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

Surreal ale

'I know it's gassy...'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"My kid could do that."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

BEER BELLY

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Chadwick Boseman

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

Royal Flush