Indie Appreciator T-Shirts

"...I hate mainstream music."

Final words on gravestones.

Big business is not evil

Scot holding a heart.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"...but, seriously..."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"I just love your use of lying"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

The inventions of baseball

"Are you binge watching again?"

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Chadwick Boseman

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

Chimney Sweep

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

'What song is it you want to hear!'

Royal Flush

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish