Indie Appreciator Gifts

"...I hate mainstream music."

Jarvis Cocker

Final words on gravestones.

Big business is not evil

Scot holding a heart.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"...but, seriously..."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"I just love your use of lying"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

The inventions of baseball

"Are you binge watching again?"

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

Chadwick Boseman

Actually, it's just two wishes after taxes.

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Chimney Sweep

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

'What song is it you want to hear!'

Royal Flush