Indie Film Appreciator Gifts

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Housekeeping?!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Jarvis Cocker

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Quentin Tarantino

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Oscars 2024

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Casting Director